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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 00:30

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

Why do many modern Hollywood films rely heavily on CGI and visual effects instead of actual sets? What is your opinion on this trend?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.